The Honourable Baron Justinian Clarus

!2 Days On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my True Love sent to me:

12 Drummers drumming (chant: doum tek-a doum tek-a)
11 Pipers piping (hum: 1st line of Scotland the Brave, while holding nose)
10 Lords a Leaping (spoken: parry, thrust, parry, thrust)
9 Ladies dancing (hum: bars of Maltese Bransle)
8 Maids a Filking (repeat line with: like this song)
7 Swans a swimming (repeat line with: in a sauce with powdre douce)
6 Girls a Playing (sing: Now is the Month of Maying)
5 Golden Chains (spoken: even a Knight can remember THIS line)
4 Calling Birds (spoken: Oyez, Oyez, all birds!)
3 French Hens (spoken: Mon liege Louis, ce coup etait douceyourblow, eet ees light)
2 Leather Gloves (spoken: with Elizabethan blackwork)
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree (spoken: vert, a pear tree proper, semi of pears or,in chief a bird, brown)